Facebook is Crack

And Crack is Wack. I recently signed up for Facebook after a few glasses of wine. I must warn you: alcohol and social networking sites do not mix. Now I have a full profile with pictures, and games and little icons that I have no idea what they mean. Plus, I have reconnected with people I haven't spoken to in 10, 20 and maybe even 25 years. The truth is, there was a reason I wasn't in touch with them in the first place. Now, it's all I can think about. I go on my "page" all day long. I play Scabulous. I look on my friends' pages to see if they have people on there that I want to be "friends' with too. Help me. It's getting out of control.